A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery. They
immediately set out to begin a life of luxury. They bought a
magnificent mansion estate in Southampton and surrounded themselves
with all the material wealth imaginable.
They then decided to have a butler and, wanting the best, they
traveled to London to hire one.
They found the perfect butler through an agency and brought him
back to their estate. The day after his arrival, they instructed
him to set up the dining room table for four, that they were
inviting the Cohens to brunch.
The couple then left the house to do some shopping.
When they returned, they found the table set for eight.
They asked the butler why eight, when they had specifically
instructed him to set the table for four.
The butler replied, "The Cohens telephoned and said
they were bringing the Bagels and the Knishes