Rules Of Chocolate Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.