TOP 10 INDICATIONS YOU MIGHT BE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10. You find yourself skiing uphill. 9. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. 8. You speed walk in your sleep. 7. You answer the door before people knock. 6. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. 5. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. 4. You watch videos in fast-forward. 3. You can snap a picture of yourself, eight feet away without using the timer. 2. You sleep with your eyes open. And the number 1 indication you might be drinking too much coffee... (drum roll) 1. You chew on other people's fingernails.