Sadie and Yetta, two widows, are talking:

Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. 
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk 
with you about him before I give him an answer."

Yetta: "Vell.... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment 
punctual like a clock. An like such a mench he is dressed. 
Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful 
flowers you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and 
what's there but such a beautiful car.....a limousine even, 
uniformed chauffeur and all.

Then he takes me out for a dinner.....Marvelous dinner. 
Kosher even. Den ve go see a show....let me tell you Sadie, 
I enjoyed it so much I could just PLOTZ! So then we are coming 
back to my apartment, and into an ANIMAL he turns. 
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has 
his way with me!"

Sadie: "Oy! Vey...so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Yetta: "No... I'm just saying that if you go, wear a shmatta."