Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at 
the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked 
women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with 
strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a 
naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would 
start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have 
no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. 
Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
Ex-President of the United States