A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive 
golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee 
the husband said to his wife, "Honey, be very careful when 
you drive the ball--don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us 
a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through 
the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for 
the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see 
how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice 
say, "Come on in."
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and 
a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.

A man was sitting on the couch and when they saw him, he said, 
"Are you the people who broke the window?"

"Yes, we are. And we're very sorry about it," the husband said.

"Actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped in 
that bottle for a thousand years. You've released me and I'm 
so relieved. I'm allowed to grant three wishes--I'll give you 
each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a 
year for the rest of my life."

"No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do you 
want?" the genie said, looking at the man's gorgeous wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done," replied the genie.

"And what's your wish, genie?" the husband asked.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't 
had sex with a woman in a thousand years...my wish is 
to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did 
get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. It seems 
only fair."
So the genie took the woman upstairs to a bedroom and 
ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie 
rolled over, looked at the wife and said, 
"How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replied.

"And he still believes in genies?"