Reb Nachman, a pious Jew and a golf addict awoke early one crisp, 
cool morning. It was a perfect day for a round of golf but, 
unfortunately, it was also Yom Kippur.

After a great struggle with his concience, he decided that he 
could squeeze in a few quick holes before going to services, 
so he walks to the course, takes his clubs out of his locker, 
and heads for the first tee.  Meanwhile, HaShem sees what's 
going on, calls Moses over and says "Reb Nachman should know 
better than to play golf on Yom Kippur, we should teach him 
a lesson he'll never forget".  Moses replies "yes, I think 
I know just how to do it, leave everything to me", and 
HaShem agrees.

So, on the first hole, Reb Nachman shoots a birdie, on the 
second hole he shoots an eagle, and on the third hole he gets 
a hole in one. HaShem calls Moses and says "I thought you were 
going to punish Reb Nachman and here you are letting him shoot 
the best round of golf of his life".  Then Moses said to HaShem 
"yes, but to whom will he brag about it".