A Jewish parent calls his son in New York. The father says to 
David, "I hate to tell you, but your mother and I can't stand 
each other anymore, and we are divorcing. That's it!! I want 
to live out the rest of my years in peace. I am telling you 
now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later 
when I move out."

The father hangs up, and David immediately calls his sister 
in the Hamptons and tells her the news. The sister says, 
"I'll handle this." The sister calls Florida and gets her 
father on the phone. She pleads to her father, "Don't do 
ANYTHING 'til David and I get there! We will be there Friday 
night." The father says, "All right, all right already."

When the father hangs up the phone he hollers to his wife, 
"Okay, they're coming for Rosh Hashana. Now, what are we 
going to tell them for Passover?"


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