A local priest and rabbi were fishing on the side of the road. 
They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! 
Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and 
showed it to each passing car. 

One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted 
at them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" 

All of a sudden they heard a big splash. They looked at each other 
and the priest said to the rabbi, "You think we should just put up 
a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"