JEWISH QUICKIES Q. Why Jewish mothers don't drink; A. Alcohol interferes with their suffering. Q: Why do Jewish men so often become doctors? A: Because a doctor can order a woman to undress without guilt, he can look at her without fear of being interrupted, and on top of that it's the husband that pays the bills. Q. Why are Jewish men circumcised? A.. Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it is 20% off Q. Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers? A. They never let anyone finish a sentence. Q. What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position? A. Facing Bloomingdale's Old Yiddish jokes A Jewish mother's answering machine. If you want varenickes, dial 1; If you want knishes press 2; If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since nobody asks me how I am feeling.