At an emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in
the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Ambassador.

Israeli Ambassador: "Ladies and gentlemen, before I commence with 
my speech, I wanted to relay an old story....

When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt he had to go through
deserts and prairies and even more deserts.  The people became
thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of the mountain
with his cane, and at that site a pond appeared with crystal clear,
cool water. And the people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content.
Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other
side of the pond, took off all of his clothes and dove into the cool
waters of the pond. Only when Moses came out of the water did he
discover that all of his clothes have been stolen...

And I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole his
clothes..."

Yassir Arafat jumps out of his seat and screams: "This is a
travesty.  It is widely known that there were no Palestinians
there at the time!"

Israeli Ambassador:  "And with that in mind, let me begin my speech."