Three Eastern European Jews named Berel, Cherel, and Shmerel were talking about moving to the US. Berel says, "When I move to America, I'm going to have to change my name. They won't call me Berel anymore; they'll call me Buck." Cherel says, "When I move to America, I'll also have to change my name. They'll call me Chuck." Then Shmerel says..... "I'm not moving."