I'll Just Log On For A Second I got up this morning, but haven't yet dressed. My dishes aren't done, and my house is a mess. Have not done a day's work, have not fed the cat, Went online for a second, and popped in to "chat". I wanted to travel around on the Net, But been too busy chatting to get on there yet. There's so much to learn and I wanted to but I'm too busy chatting and splitting a gut, Now up pops a name on my Internet List, Think I'll go out and give HIS tail a twist! And in comes a whisper from some weirdo guy I cuss 'em, insult 'em, and tell him "bye bye". Talkin' and listenin'...is it such a sin? Oh, gawd, what a fix I have got myself in! Is there a 12 step, support group, or such? For those of us folks who chat on too much? If there was a group, it would suit me just fine, Except that it prob'ly would be here online! Are there therapists here? I think that I saw some It's got me, it's got me, keeps beckoning come. I think I'm addicted... I see all the signs, Please help me, please help me, please get me offline! Or better, please Email a burger and fries, 'Cause I'll be here online, at least 'til I die!!!