The Computer Engineer's Haggadah -------------------------- Release ISRAEL ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release Set ISRAEL;mode=master Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL Set Pharaoh;mode=slave Command ignored Load Moshe Done Deactivate Pharaoh Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated For i=1 to 10 do plagues Are you sure? Y Done Release ISRAEL error: ISRAEL uninitialized Set ISRAEL = 600,000 Done Release ISRAEL ISRAEL released Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0) Done Move ISRAEL to Sinai OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK! Save ISRAEL Specify save device Save ISRAEL with miracle Done Move ISRAEL to Sinai Done For I=1 to 10 do commandments Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active golden calf routine Destroy calf Done For I=1 to 10 do commandments Done; commandments stored on hard rock device Move ISRAEL to desert Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years Done Build Mishkan Syntax error Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel Done Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL Warning: operand terms must be unique Move ISRAEL to CANAAN Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10) Done Move ISRAEL to CANAAN Done