Gramin 2011 by Benjie Herskowitz Facebook, seems to be all the rage You don’t exist, if you have no page You gotta be careful, about what you write, for all to see Cause one day it may come back, and bite you in the tush-ee Crashing thunder, earth shaking noises, and violent tides Dark clouds and lots of hot air, blowing from all sides, No, not signs of global warming, in the meteorological profession It’s just typical signs, that our Knesset’s in session. Haman may’ve been right when describing Am Yisrael That we are separate and different from other nations, as well While there’s global warming in all lands, and the 7 seas Only our own State of Israel, has declared a building freeze Surprise, surprise, the Lite Rail’s up and running Which, after all this time, is really kind of stunning It finally goes up and down Yaffo – dozens of times a day But when they’ll actually take some passengers, no one will say Try as we may - it’s just a total waste of time Cause the name Zuckerberg - is just impossible to rhyme And as we consider all his billions - what we wonder is this: Is he really truly happy? - yeah, he probably is. Today’s kids are so confused; they should really spin a groger Whenever there’s a mention, of the name - Lady Gager Instead of emulating our greats, like Rabbi Akiva They’re going off to concerts, starring Justin Beiber For Mubarak, Kudafi and Tiger Woods, all was once fine Then that all suddenly changed - beheref ayin, They should have learned from Haman, in whose dying breathe did say, "You mess with B’nei Yisrael, and one day, you pay." To us, natural disasters are certainly not new Tzunamis, earthquakes and Shimon Peres, just to name a few But we continue to hope for true peace, and plenty of rain And the coming of Meshiach, bim-hey-rah be-y-am-enu, ahmen.