PLEASE SAVE ME!
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A man was standing on a pier when suddenly a storm came. The storm 
began to get worse and worse each minute and the water continued to 
rise. 
A man came by in a yacht and said, "Jump into my yacht and save 
yourself."
 
The man on the pier replied, "I have faith that God will save me."
 
After a bit of time passed and the storm grew worse another man came 
along in a helicopter. He said, "Mister I'll throw you a rope, jump aboard 
and save yourself."
 
The man on the pier replied, "I have faith that God will save me."

Then another man came by in a plane. He shouted to the man, "I will land 
and you can jump aboard and save yourself."
 
The man on the pier again replied, "I have faith that God will save me."
 
Suddenly the water rose to the man's hips and the winds grew fierce. 
The man then said to himself out loud, "Come on Lord, where are you?"
 
Suddenly he heard a loud, deep voice and it said, "I sent you a yacht, a 
helicopter and a plane. What more do you want?"