Subject: Nominations are in!!

George W. Bush announced today that he is nominating New Jersey 
Governor Christie Whitman to head the Environmental Protection 
Agency. 
This appointment is based on Gov. Whitman's stellar record of repealing 
every single environmental protection law on New Jersey's books.
In keeping with the spirit of this nomination, Bush also announced the
following stellar appointments:

Civil Rights: David Duke
Surgeon General: Jack Kevorkian
Sec. Of Health and Human Services: Charles Manson
Education Secretary: Jethro Clampett
Drug Czar: Robert Downey, Jr.
Sec. Of Housing and Urban Development: Timothy McVeigh
Navy Secretary: Joseph Hazelwood
Postmaster General: Ted Kazynski
Food and Drug Administration: Calista Flockhart
Consumer Product Safety Commission: Firestone Chairman John 
Lampe
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms: Charlton Heston
Banking Commission: Neil Bush
Ambassador to the Vatican: Bob Jones
Federal Elections Commission: Katherine Harris
Federal Erections Commission: Bob Dole
Veterans Affairs: Jane Fonda
Commission on Domestic Violence: O.J. Simpson
Immigration: Marisleysis Gonzalez
Secretary of Agriculture: Dan "Potatoe" Quayle

Finally, realizing that nobody is quite the rocket scientist he is, Bush
has decided to personally head up NASA.