SELF HELP CLASSES FOR MEN

CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL  (SIGN UP BY THE 15TH) 

NOTE:  DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THE CONTENTS,  EACH
COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS

TOPIC 1  -  HOW TO FILL UP ICE CUBE TRAYS 
Step by step, with slide presentation

TOPIC 2  -  THE TOILET PAPER ROLL, DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? 
Round table discussion

TOPIC 3  -  FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE
FLOOR 
Pictures and explanatory graphics

TOPIC 4  -  THE AFTER DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE  -  CAN THEY LEVITATE
AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on video

TOPIC 5  -  LOSS OF IDENTITY - LOSING THE REMOTE  TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER 
Help-line support and Support Groups 

TOPIC 6  -  LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS,  STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE
RIGHT
PLACE INSTEAD OF  TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING 
Open forum 

TOPIC 7  -  HEALTH WATCH -  BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
HEALTH 
Graphics and audio-tape 

TOPIC 8  -  REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST 
Real life testimonials 

TOPIC 9  -  IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS?
Driving simulation 

TOPIC 10  -  LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BASIC DIFFERENCES  BETWEEN MOTHER AND
WIFE 
Online class and role playing 

TOPIC 11  -  HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANIONS 
Relaxation, meditation and breathing techniques 

TOPIC 12  -  IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING 
THE SEAT UP  AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR, WALLS AND NEARBY BATH TUB? 
Group practice 

TOPIC 13  -  HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY  REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
ANNIVERSARIES,  OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE
LATE
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered 


UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS
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