Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him about it. "I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and over every building and home was a banner," said Hussein. What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush. "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!" answered the Iraqi president. "I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, " because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever, totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner." "What did the banner say?" asked Saddam. "I don't know," answered President Bush, " I can't read Hebrew."