10 Reasons Why G-d Created Eve
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10) G-d worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he
wouldn't ask for directions.

9) G-d knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV
remote.
(Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON
TV;
they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8) G-d knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7) G-d knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new
one 
for himself.

6) G-d knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5) G-d wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would
never be
able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4) As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3) Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything
else that was really his fault.

2) As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

1) And the No. 1 reason of all [Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.] G-d
stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: 
"I can do better than that."