Philosophy of Life

1. I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

2. If I save time, when do I get it back? 

3. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

4. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

6. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where 
   train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... 
   What more can I say.

7. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, 
   what exactly are the others here for? 

8. The Best of Proverbs: Should women have children after 35? 
   No, 35 children are enough 

9. Living on Earth may be expensive... but it includes an 
   annual free trip around the Sun.

10. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep! 

11. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY! So what? Who's in a hurry? 

12. Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop 

13. A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain 
   interest and long enough to cover the subject