An Atheist, a Christian, and a Jew all get the news that the ice caps are melting and the whole world will be covered with water in a year's time. The Atheist says, "I'm going to get together with my friends and throw a big party and have as much fun as possible before the end." The Christian says, "I'm going to fast and pray and get my soul ready for Judgement day." The Jew says, "I'm going to try and figure out a way to live under water." -- S. Taibi