Subject: Jewish computer While in Israel, I found a great buy on a computer. It is a kosher computer called Dell Shalom. It was selling at such a good price that...well.. mine arrived today. If you or a friend are considering a kosher computer, you should know that this computer has a number of important upgrades and changes from the typical computer you are used to, such as: The cursor moves from right to left. It comes with two hard drives - one for fleishik software and one for milchik. Instead of getting a general protection fault error, my PC now gets "Verklempt." The PC shuts down automatically at sunset on Fridays. If the computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours. The start button has been replaced with a "Let's go! I'm not getting any younger!" button. Internet Explorer has a spinning Star of David in the upper right corner. I hear Hava Nagila during startup. Microsoft Office now includes "A little byte of this, a little byte of that." When my PC is working hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt". After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes schloffen. Computer viruses can now be cured with chicken soup. The Y2K problem has been replaced by year 5760-5761 issues. When running scan disk, it prompts "You want I should fix this?" If you don't shut down the computer in the prescribed manner, the following message appears: "You should be ashamed of yourself".