Subject: Mezzuzot

   A wealthy, English, Jewish guy buys a fabulous home with
over 50 rooms. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place. 

When the job is finished the Jewish guy is delighted but realizes
that he's forgotten something -- to put mezzuzot on the doors. 

He goes out and buys 50 mezzuzot and asks the decorator to place 
them on the right hand side of each door apart from bathrooms and 
kitchens. He's really worried that the decorator will chip the
paintwork or won't put them up correctly, however, when he comes
back a few hours later the job has been carried out to his entire
satisfaction.

He's so pleased that he gives the decorator a bonus. As the
decorator is walking out of the door he says to the Jewish guy:
"Glad you're happy with the job mate. By the way, I took out all
the guarantees that were in the little boxes and left them on
the table for you "