TOP 10 SIGNS THE NEW MIR COMPUTER IS RUNNING WINDOWS 95

 10. The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to
     continue."
  9. There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data,
     and life support files are offered as the suggested area to
     delete to make some room.
  8. After docking with Mir, the new computer remapped all of the
     Space Shuttle's drives, and now the Shuttle is unable to
     disembark to return to Earth.
  7. Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA
     900 number owned by Microsoft Support.
  6. Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's
     computers to keep their system running.
  5. Other Space Shuttles can no longer dock with Mir since "the
     proper driver cannot be found."
  4. The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life
     support, the satellite dish for the NFL Sunday Ticket and
     orbiting control thrusters at the same time.
  3. The astronauts spend three days looking for Cyrillic version of
     the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys to reboot the system.
  2. Every time they reboot the new Mir computer, it asks if you want
     to use Internet Explorer as your default navigation program, and
     even insists that it can get you to Mars.com and back without
     getting lost. No guarantees that you will get your email though!

   And the Number 1 Sign The New Mir Computer Is Running Windows 95...

  1. You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg.