We Didn't Start The Seder
Humorous
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(to the tune of "We didn't Start the Fire" By Billy Joel)

Kadesh, Orchatz 
Karpas, Yachatz,
Maggid, Rachtza, Motzei Matzah--

Maror, Korech,
Shulchan Orech,
Tsafoon, 
Baraich,
Hallel, Nitrzah!

We didn't start the seder, 
The Hagadah has always been our script
Since the Jews left Egpyt
We didn't steal the afikomen
No we didn't eat it 
But we tried to hide it 

(additional verses)
Burn your Chometz, after you search, 
Bedika, blowtorch,
Fill up, your first cup of wine,
Throw on your kittel, 
Kiddush time

Stand up, say the prayer,
Shechiaunu, for the new year,
Lean to the Left, 
Drink it slow,
Realize you got four cups to go!

We didn't start the seder, 
The Hagadah has always been our script
Since the Jews left Egpyt
We didn't steal the afikomen
No we didn't eat it 
But we tried to hide it 

Chad Gad Ya, Who knows one,
That's it,
The seder's done