>Subject: Pi in the valley - 

An engineering student had an assignment to interview people at a
Silicon valley company and ask them what Pi is. Here are the
answers she received.
  
Mathematician:  the ratio between the diameter and circumference of
a circle
 
Physicist:  3.14159...............

Engineer:  it's about 3 but I'll use 4 to be safe.
 
Marketing:  um, ah, o, eerr, well um ...... I'll get back to you
 
Sales:  engineering will tell you 3 but I can get it to you for 2.6
 
Accounting: well, what do you want it to be
 
CEO:  dessert