Now I lay me down to sleep. 
I pray the Lord my shape to keep. 
Please no wrinkles, please no bags- 
And, please lift my butt before it sags. 
Please no age spots, please no gray- 
And, as for my belly, please take it away. 
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young- 
And, thank you Dear Lord for all that you have done! 
 
THE TRUTH IN 13 WORDS... 
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering 
what the hell happened!!