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Prison vs. Work... 
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1) In prison you spend the majority of your time 
   in an 8x10 cell.
   At work, you spend most of your time in a 6x8 
   cubicle. 

2) In prison you get three meals a day. 
   At work, you only get a break for one meal and 
   you have to pay for that one. 

3) In prison you get time off for good behavior. 
   At work, you get rewarded for good behavior 
   with more work. 

4) At work, you must carry around a security card 
   and unlock and open all the doors yourself. 
   In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the 
   doors for you. 

5) In prison you can watch TV and play games. 
   At work, you get fired for watching TV and 
   playing games. 

6) In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go 
   somewhere.
   At work you are just ball-and-chained. 

7) In prison you get your own toilet. 
   At work you have to share. 

8) In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. 
   At work, you cannot even speak to your family 
   and friends. 

9) In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, 
   with no work required. 
   At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go 
   to work and then they deduct taxes from your 
   salary to pay for the prisoners. 

10)In prison you spend most of your life looking 
   through bars from the inside wanting to get out. 
   At work, you spend most of your time wanting to 
   get out and inside bars. 

11)In prison you can join many programs which you 
   can leave at any time. 
   At work, there are some programs you can never 
   get out of. 

12)In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
   At work, we have managers.