Top Twelve Rejected Purim Shpeil Titles

12. The Megillah Files
11. Mr. Haman's Neighborhood
10. Hangin' with Mr. Haman
 9. Sleepless in Shushan
 8. You've Got Scroll
 7. My Best Friend's Wedding: A Shushan Story
 6. Morderocky V
 5. Shushan Don't Bother Me
 4. Sedan Chair Named Shushan
 3. The Queens of King (Ahasuerus)
 2. Lethal Haman

 And the Number 1 Rejected Purim Shpeil Title is:

 1. Adar 13, This time it's personal!