REMEMBER WHEN.......
  
  A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV
  FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW OF NOTE
  A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN....
  AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT.....
  
  MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND
  AND GIG WAS A JOB FOR THE NIGHTS
  NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS
  AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES
  
  AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT
  A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW
  A CURSOR USED PROFANITY
  A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO
  
  MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE
  A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT
  AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2" FLOPPY
  YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT
  
  COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE
  NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE
  AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC
  YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE
  
  LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE
  HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD
  A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED
  AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE
  
  CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE
  PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE
  A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME
  AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU
  
  I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER
  AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD
  I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH
  BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD