Subject: the squeezer

 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the
 strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.
 
 The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the
 juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
 Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would
 win the money.
 
 Many people had tried over time (weight lifters,
 longshoremen, wrestlers, etc.) but nobody could do it.
 
 One day this scrawny little man wearing thick
 glasses and a polyester suit came in and said in a tiny,
 squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
 
 After the laughter had died down, the bartender
 said, "OK," grabbed a lemon and squeezed away.  He then handed
 the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
 
 The crowd's laughter turned to silence as the man
 clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the
 glass. As the crowd cheered, the  bartender pays the $1000, and
 asked the little man, "What do you do for a living?
 Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?"
 
 The man replied, "I'm a fund raiser for the United Jewish Appeal."