Subject: One Wacky Jew

An army of Syrian soldiers, comprising tanks, mortar, infantry
are traveling down the Golan heights to attack Israel. They come
over the top of a hill, and down below is a small Jew yelling at
them.

"Hey Abdul, I'm here and waiting. Nu, send me a few of your best".

The Syrian commander angrily orders a group of infantry to attack.
After the dust settles, there's the Jew laughing. "That's the best
you got? I seen tougher soldiers at my wife's Tupperware Parties ".

Enraged, the Syrian commander turns to his top Colonel telling him
to take a platoon of tanks and kill the Jewish pest.

Again the dust settles, and again only the little Jew is left
standing. "That's it?" he yells, "that's the best you could do?
With this you'll be lucky if you could defeat a girl scout group".

The Syrian commander is beside himself with anger. He's about to
take his entire army to attack the one wacky Jew. Just then one of
the wounded Syrian soldiers, lying on the battle field, lifts his
head and yells to his commander "Go back, go back!... It's a trap,
....there are two of them!"