SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY 

ATLANTA (AP June 11) - The governors of Alabama, 
South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi 
announced today that they have made a disturbing 
discovery in their states. 

Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists 
have become romantically involved with local redneck 
girls. The result is not pretty and the governors now 
have the sad task of reporting the emergence of a 
new race: Islamabubbas. 

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been 
reported but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is 
hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To 
date, the Coalition has identified the following offspring: 

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba 
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba 
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat 
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl 
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat 

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all 
seem to have sprung from one couple: 
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin