Subject: Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its
   burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
  
** The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
   getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll
   get it wrong.
  
** It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end
   to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
  
** You can't have everything, where would you put it?
  
** Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75%
   of the world's population.

** If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
  
** The things that come to those that wait may be the
   things left by those who got there first.
  
** Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man
   to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
  
** As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
   schools.
  
** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  
** Everybody tells lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
   listens.
  
** I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
  
** I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
  
** When you go into court you are putting yourself in the
   hands of 12 people that weren't even smart enough to get
   out of jury duty.
  
** Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
   appear bright until you hear them speak.