The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have wine."
The Scot says, "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have scotch."
The Swede says, "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have aquavit."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have vodka."
The German  says, "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have beer."
The Greek says, "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have ouzo."
The Irishman says,  "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have whiskey."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty...I must have diabetes."