The Three Bears
The Real Story

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just 
waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, 
he looks
into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" 
he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks 
into his
big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?" he 
roars. 

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the 
kitchen and 
yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through 
this? 
"It was Momma Bear who got up first",
"It was Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house", 
"It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee",
"It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night 
and put 
everything away, 
"It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to 
fetch the
newspaper, 
"It was Momma Bear who set the table, 
"It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, 
and filled the cat's water and food dish, and,
now that you've decided to drag your sorry asses downstairs and 
grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, 
listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time... 

I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET!!"