TOP TEN WAYS THE WHITE HOUSE WILL CHANGE WITH LIEBERMAN AS V.P. 10) Air Force One to be renamed - "El Al Gore.". 9) Tipper to be referred to as "The First Shiksa." 8) Saturday Night State Dinners to be replaced by Sunday Night Chinese. 7) Inauguration to be completed with Breaking of Glass. 6) Problem: Presidential Baldness Solution: Presidential Yarmulke! 5) Every time "Hail to the Chief" is played, Secret Servicemen Lift Gore in Chair and Dance Around. 4) U.S. Never to pay retail again for Nuclear Warheads. 3) Federal Employees To Have Saturdays off for Shabbat - but will have to actually start working Monday - Friday. 2) Camp David relocated to Palm Beach. 1) In First Major Trade Agreement with India, New Delhi to be renamed Carnegie Delhi. With the speculation that Joe Lieberman may be on Al Gore's list of potential running mates I thought it would be interesting to consider the possible scenarios if an Orthodox Jew should ever make it to the White House...... 1) State of The Union Address would end with an appeal 2) Air Force One grounded on Shabbos and Yom tovim, and seats reconfigured to allow space for minyan 3) Young Israel of Pennsylvania Avenue due to open across the street 4) Supreme Court justice's robes to be routinely checked for shatnez 5) mohel appointed Surgeon General 6) traditional Easter Egg Hunt on White House lawn replaced by bedikas chometz (or Matza Ball Roll). 7) Israeli diplomats visiting White House for State dinners will have to pre order trefe meals, or risk having to eat glatt kosher with everyone else 8) First Lady's inaugural gown to be ordered with matching snood 9) National Prayer breakfast to conclude with ecumenical learning of Daf Yomi 10) Secret Service to confer with local Orthodox Rabbis to discuss feasibility of enclosing the White House and Capitol in a single eruv.