First Plague as reported on Twitter
by Jacob Richman
Egyptian water turns to blood
G-d sends first plague onto Egypt
Egyptian officials say there is no problem.
Temporary problem with the water supply
Do not drink the water
What the #%&!?
What water problem??
Tastes great, less filling
Anyone see that Moses dude?
Give the negotiations a chance
This directed assault is an insult to the
United States and our ally Egypt
We condem this aggressive act of violence
We condem the Israelites for war crimes against the
Securty Resolution 2 - Israelites condemed for inciting
We have a video of 26 foreigners tampering
with the water supply
Get our Egyptian importer on the line
They deserve it! Anyone see my shotgun ?
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