מַה מִסְתוֹבֵב בָּעוֹלָם אֲבָל נִשְׁאָר בַּפִּינָה? |
Ma mistovêv ba'olâm avâl nish'ar ba'pinâ? |
What travels around the world but stays in a corner? |
בּוּל |
Bul |
a stamp |
לָמָה סֵפֶר מָתֶמָטִיקָה עָצוּב? |
lâma sêfer ma'temâtika atsûv? |
Why is the math book sad? |
בִּגְלַל שֶׁהוּא מָלֵא בְּעָיוֹת |
biglâl she'hu malê be'ayôt |
Because it's full of problems |
מָתַי עוֹצְרִים בְּיָרוֹק וּמִתְקַדְמִים בְּאָדוֹם? |
Matây otzrim be'yarôk u'mitkadmim be'adôm? |
When do you stop at green and go at red? |
כְּשֶׁאוֹכְלִים אֲבַטִיחַ |
Kshe'ochlim avatia'ch |
When you're eating a watermelon |
מַה אָמְרוּ הַכְּתָמִים הַעַקְשָׁנִיים לִמְכוֹנַת הַכְּבִיסָה? |
Ma amru ha'ktamim ha'akshanim li'mechonât ha'kvisâ? |
What did the stubborn stains say to the washing machine? |
אֲנַחְנוּ עַל הַמַפָּה וְנִישָׁאֵר עַל הַמַפָּה. |
Anâchnu al ha'mapâ ve'nishaêr al ha'mapâ |
We are on the tablecloth (map) and we will stay on the map. (word play, Israeli saying) |
מַה אָמְרָה הַנַּעַל לַשְׂרוֹךְ? |
Ma amrâ ha'nâ'al la'sroch? |
What did the shoe say to the shoelace? |
נִהְיֶה בְּקֶשֶׁר |
Nihiyeh be'kêsher |
We will be in contact (knots, word play) |
מַה עוֹלֶה וְיוֹרֵד אֲבָל לֹא זָז? |
Ma olê ve'yorêd aval lo zaz? |
What goes up and down but doesn't move? |
טֶמְפֶּרָטוּרָה |
Temperatûra |
The temperature |
מַה יָכוֹל לְמַלֵא חֶדֶר אֲבָל לֹא תּוֹפֵס מָקוֹם? |
Ma yachôl le'malê cheder aval lo tofes makom? |
What can fill a room but takes up no space? |
אוֹר |
Or |
light |
מַה הַהֶבְדֵל בֵּין מָטוֹס לִמְכוֹנִית ? |
Ma ha'hevdêl bêin matôs li'mechonît? |
What is the difference between an airplane and a car? |
הֶבְדֵל שֶׁל שָׁמַיִם וָאָרֶץ |
Hevdêl shel shamâyim va'arets |
The difference between the sky and ground (Hebrew saying) |
מַה אָמַר אֶפֶס לִשְׁמוֹנֶה? |
Ma amar êfes li'shmonê? |
What did zero say to eight? |
חֲגוֹרָה יָפָה |
Chagorâ yafa |
Nice belt |
מַה הַדָּבָר הַיָחִיד שֶׁאֶפְשָׁר לִשְׁבּוֹר כְּשֶׁאוֹמְרִים אֶת שְׁמוֹ? |
Ma hadavar ha'yachid she'efshâr lishbôr kshe'omrim et shmo? |
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name? |
דְּמָמָה |
de'mamâ |
Silence |
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