Who made the following statements?
Answers appear at the end.
by Benjie Herskowitz
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1. "Wow, Yocheved, this could really reduce our electric bills!"
2. "Union rules, we don’t make nothing smaller than a seorah!"
3. "Hey, who used up all the toilet paper at this here river?"
4. "Why not invite that nice strong man over for dinner?"
5. "Man, for 40 years I haven’t had one stitch of work!"
6. "Barefoot, huh?"
7. "Special combs, rosmarin oil – nothing seems to work!"
8. "Chalav yisrael?, I know where to get some."
9. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a minute, there are some more jewels over there!"
10. "Hey, why are you tying me to that bed?"
11. "Joseph – hmmm, never heard of him!"
12. "Follow you there? Why can’t we just go to Florida like the other Jews?"
13. "Boy, it’s really hot in these here ovens."
14. "My, what very lovely pajamas!"
15. "Swell, first the lights go out, now I can’t even move!"
16. "What wimps, I didn’t bring my bathing suit either, but I’ll jump in first."
Answers:
1. Amram
2. The Egyptian Magic-makers
3. Pharaoh
4. Yitro
5. Jewish Tailors
6. Moshe
7. The Egyptians
8. Miram
9. Bnei Yisrael
10. A Lamb
11. Pharaoh
12. Bnei Yisrael
13. The Frogs
14. Moshe
15. The Egyptians
16. Nachshon
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