The Passover Humor Pages

Updated: March 25, 2024







Selected Funny Stuff - Passover



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Happy Pessach!!





Passover Challah for Shabbat





A Clever Passover PR Campaign





Minions Happy Passover





Complaining





Lego Passover





Horseradish Macaroons





Eliyahu in a Box





C is for Chametz





3000 years ago today...





Passover Salt Water





Matzah - The Original Fast Food





It is forbidden to send emails on Passover





"And that, Harry, is how we search for Hametz"





Emoji Seder





Technically, Moses was the First





Passover is Coming Soon





Paddington Bear goes Kosher for Passover





Facebook Haggadah





Kosher for Passover Bus





Emoji Haggada





The Passover Table





Red Sea Selfie





Kosher for Passover Lego





He has risen! He has not.





Chametz Busters





Pacman Gefilte Fish





World's Largest Gefilte Fish





Next Generation Bedikat Chametz





Moses on Facebook





The Passover House





A Heavenly Break





My Car is Ready for Pesach





Nissan - Chodesh Tov





Kneidel Man





The Dark Knight Rises...





Google Chometz Search





Pigeons and Passover





Passover Fashions





Ready for Passover





On the 3rd day of Pesach
the hallucinations begin



I did not see any Goat


Passover Challah for Shabbat


Happy Pesach!


A Clever Passover PR Campaign


Minions Happy Passover


Passover Ten Plagues Finger Puppets


Complaining


Parting Gift


I set my Roomba to Pesach Mode


Beware of the Chametz!


Passover that Wine


Lego Passover


Passover's Bitter Herbs


Horseradish Macaroons


Passover Food Pyramid (Hebrew)


Ok, I do not see any Chometz here


The Ten Plagues in Hebrew


The Four Sons


I found the Afikoman...


Which Passover Dessert Are You?


Gebrochtsing!!!


The First Bloody Mary?


A Little Passover Story


Featuring the Ten Plagues!


Pesach Cleaning


Ashkenazic Koala Finds Out...


Eliyahu in a Box


Herb, Why So Bitter?


C is for Chametz


3000 years ago today...


Passover Top 10 Lists


Passover Salt Water


Ma Nishtana 2021


Quarantine and Passover Venn Diagram


The Jewish Mask Collection


Dr. Seuss and Social Distancing during Pesach


Corona Virus Haggadah


Passover and the Corona Virus
(67 cartoons / memes, 44 videos)


B'nei Yisrael Were Here


The Plagues by Dov Abramson Studio


Do not forget "Eruv Tavshilin"


Matzah - The Original Fast Food


Typing the word "Chometz" in Google


Conventional Verse Alternative Seder (Hebrew)


Ten Modern Plagues


Matzo Ball


Which Seder Plate Item Are You?


And remember, when we get there


It is forbidden to send emails on Passover


The Seder Sidekick 2018


Cleaning out his Cabinet


"And that, Harry, is how we search for Hametz"


Emoji Seder


Blazing Saddles - Kosher for Passover


Technically, Moses was the First


Passover is Coming Soon


Paddington Bear goes Kosher for Passover


Har Sinai


Eating Bamba


Pre-Pesach Protests


Evolution of Pesach Cleaning


Moses Lost in the Desert...Year 40


The Two-Minute Haggadah


Drink from Eliyahu's Cup


Passover Dvar Torah from President Trump


Emoji Haggada


Kosher for Passover Bus


Dear Eliyahu


50 Ways to Leave Mitzrayim


Buy my Chometz


Papyrus Newspaper Headlines for the Seder


Who Said?


How Does Moses Make Beer?


The Passover Table


Red Sea Selfie


Kosher for Passover Lego


After Hours of Passover Preparation


Arriving in 40 Years


He has risen! He has not.


Chametz Busters


Pacman Gefilte Fish


World's Largest Gefilte Fish


Pizza in the Living Room


Next Generation Bedikat Chametz


Pesach Crime Scene


Nothing to Eat


Ten Plagues Finger Puppets


Matzah Map of Israel


Moses on Facebook


Directions


The New Pharaoh


It's the Economy


Many Choices


Passover Tie


Passover Riddles


The Passover House


Morty's Passover Cleaning


Bloomberg Limits Seder Portions


Ten Plagues Fingernails


Moses and Coffee


Little Moses


Everyone's Going to Tablets


Moses' Childhood


Live Long and Matzot


Kids Sense Pesach


The Four Questions of the Seder


The Passover Police


A Heavenly Break


Dayenu Chart


People Who Enjoy the Taste of Matzah


Moses as a Lifeguard


Let My People Go


Time Spent During the Seder


My Car is Ready for Pesach


Nissan - Chodesh Tov


No Bread?!


Let My People Stay


Kneidel Man


The Dark Knight Rises...


Miss My Warm Pecan Pie
(tune of Don McLean's "American Pie")



Sez Who? Pessach Riddles for Kids


Papyrus Newspaper Headlines for the Seder


They Finally Got It Right


Disco Deliverance: "We Will Survive"


We Were Slaves


5 Passover Songs (PDF format 5k)


First Plague as reported on Twitter


Pesach Cleaning 2010


Google Chometz Search


Pigeons and Passover


Passover Fashions


Bad Marketing Research


Dress Up


Uh Oh


Got Matzoh, Need Prunes


Facebook Haggadah


Passover for Dummies


Follow Me


No Chametz


Special Passover Matzot


Love Passover Cleaning


A Startling Find


Let Them Go (tune of "Let It Snow")


Rock and Roll Haggadah
(tune of "Pinball Wizard")



We Didn't Start The Seder
(tune of "We didn't Start the Fire")



The Matzah Show
(tune of "The Muppet Show")



Ready for Passover (10 photos)


The Ten Plagues
(tune of "Adams Family")



Haroset (tune of "Brown Sugar")


Those Were the Plagues
(tune of "Those Were the Days")



The Seder Plate Song
(tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")



Leaving On a Desert Plane
(tune of "Leaving on a Jet Plane")



Pesach Macarena (tune of "Macarena")


Pharaoh, Pharaoh
(tune of "Louie, Louie")



Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda
(tune of "Camp Granada")



Passover Sages, Be Wary, It's Time
( "Scarborough Fair")



Matzah Shmurah!
(tune of "That's Amore")



The Plague Song
(tune of "This Old Man" )



Moses (tune of "The Flintstones")


Passover Story
(tune of "The Brady Bunch")



HIP To Offer Passover Insurance


Passover Songs (Beatles Paradoy)


Top Ten failed Passover Promotions


The Passover Play


The Dysfunctional Family Seder Survival Guide


Passover Song
(tune of Hotel California)



Passover Story by The New York Times


Sinai Wilderness Experience


Exodus of the 3 Stooges


Exodus: On the Light Side


Aren't you Moses?


The Minus Y2K Bug
- What Really Plagued Ancient Egypt



Banned from Egypt


Pesach and Use of the Web


Halachik Issues for Peisach


Into The Sea - Shlock Rock


The Four Questionables - Shlock Rock


Bitter Herb


Seder Pickup Lines


The 10 Plagues


An Adam Sandler Passover


At Hebrew School


Pesach lunch


Building Airplanes


What to Eat


Knighted by the Queen


Twas The Night After Seder


The Dr. Seuss 4 questions


The Computer Engineer's Haggadah


Pharaoh and the Plagues


Passover Quiz


Frogs


No Chrain?


Once upon a time....


Uncle Eli's Special-for-Kids Haggadah


16 Passover Songs (very good)


Absolut Haggadah (PDF)


Passover Songbook by Shosh Hill (PDF)




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