Sez Who?
Sez Who?
by Benjie Herskowitz
1. "Chalav yisrael?, I know where to get some."
2. "Union rules, we don't do nothing smaller than a seorah!"
3. "Hey, who used up all the toilet paper at this here river?"
4. "Why not invite that nice strong man over for dinner?"
5. "What wimps, I didn't bring my bathing suit either, but I'll jump in first."
6. "Barefoot, huh?"
7. "Combs, rosmarin oil - nothing seems to work!"
8. "Wow, Yocheved, this could really effect our electric bills!"
9. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a minute, there are some more jewels over there!"
10. "I think it's best if you were to hold his arms up like this."
11. "Hey, what the heck's happening to my mahkel?"
12. "Hey, why are you tying me to that bed?"
13. "Joseph - hmmm, never heard of him!"
14. "Follow you there? Why can't we just go to Florida like the other Jews?"
15. "Boy, it's really hot in these here ovens."
16. "My, what very lovely pajamas!"
17. "Swell, first the lights go out, now I can't even move!"
18. "Man, for 40 years I haven't had one stitch of work!"
Answers:
1. Miram
2. The Egyptian Magic-makers
3. Pharaoh
4. Yitro
5. Nachshon
6. Moshe
7. The Egyptians
8. Amram
9. Bnei Yisrael
10. Aharon to Chur
11. The Egyptian Magic-makers
12. A Lamb
13. Pharaoh
14. Bnei Yisrael
15. The Frogs
16. Moshe
17. The Egyptians
18. Jewish Tailors
("Hey, hold your horses, ooof, too late!")
("And where do you think you're going?" (M. Riback 2009)
(Hey guys, look out the window, it's morning!")
("Wha? Mahan again!")
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