The Corona Virus is a serious matter
but sometimes humor can relieve the stress....
Refuah Shleima (get completely well)
if you have the virus or you are in quarantine.
A "pekak" on the way to Jerusalem
"Pekak" in Hebrew means "traffic jam" and "bottle cap"
From the Haggadah:
"It happened once [on Pesach] that Rabbi Eliezer,
Rabbi Yehoshua, Rabbi Elazar ben Azariah, Rabbi Akiva and
Rabbi Tarfon were reclining in Bnei Brak"
And then the police showed up.
This Pesach - it's time to splurge
and get something really extravagant
for your spouse.
Below are Corona related but not Passover related.
The groom is in isolation
The term shomer negiah means "observant of touch."
In practice, the terminology refers to someone who refrains from
physical contact with individuals of the opposite sex.
Who is the World Health Organization
From fear I only bought two.
Sign: Buy 3 Barilla Products
and maybe you will win a trip for 2 to Italy!
Do It Yourself Project.
Stay at Home
I was in the supermarket and they measured my temperature: 37.6
At the Rami Levy supermarket it was 36.6
Even with temperature he is cheaper.
To everyone that sang last year:
"Next year we will sit on the porch
and count migrating birds."
Your wish has been fulfilled.
Are you satisfied? :-)