Dr. Seuss and Social Distancing during Pesach

I do not want you in my house
I do not want you or your spouse

I do not wish to eat with you
At Seder one or Seder two!

Don't get me wrong, I think you're nice
But the CDC gave out this advice,

"Ten Plagues are enough, you don't need one more
Turn away Elijah, the prophet, if he shows up at your door"

This year's only guests: Father, mother, sister, brother.
NEXT YEAR in Jerusalem! We will say to each other.

From now on at each seder, this story we will tell,
Of how God saved his people with a squirt of PURELL!