10. Even Bad-bad Leroy Brown acknowledges that Haman's worse
9. Haman remembers to attend all of Queen Esther's parties, but never remembers to put the down the toilet seat (female members complaint)
8. He knows full well it's a Shmitta year, yet still insists on planting a tree, 50 amot tall
7. Not saying his family dislikes him, but on Purim – all his kids – way prefer to dress up as Mordechai 6. Whenever Haman arranges King Achashveirosh's Beauty Pageants, he asks Donald Trump for advice 5. He insists on calling one of his sons Parshandattah, when he knows full-well that his real name is Dave 4. He gets all in a huff when even just 1 person refuses to bow down to him, but at sporting events, will never get up to join in on the "Wave" 3. He launches a Facebook petition to nominate Vladimir Putin as the Time Magazine Man of the Year 2. He keeps insisting on inviting his new best friends, Ben and Jerry, over for dessert And the number one sign that Haman is an evil man:1. Even after a "Mishteh" of 180 days, he still ducks into the bathroom to avoid tipping the waiter
Top 10 Signs That
The Ahznei Haman (Hamentaschen)
You Baked Were Not A Hit
10. Ace Hardware store sells them as doorstops
9. When entered in a baking contest, they win the category called: Most Likely to Choke a Horse
8. Environmentalists refuse to even use them as land-fill
7. Your kitchen smoke alarm goes off so often, the Fire Department moves in next door
6. Your kids/grandkids even trade them for hunks of tofu
5. When the Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Team ran out of hockey pucks, they ordered some baked goods from you
4. They bounce even higher than a SuperBall
3. Your baking is so bad that the police cordon your kitchen off as a crime-scene
2. Ancient pieces were discovered constructed into the walls at Masada
And the number 1 sign That The Aznei Haman You Baked
Were Not A Hit:
1. Haman himself, wants his name removed from the title
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